假微溼別拍了

只要培育100個曾雅妮
就能獨霸LPGA世界前100名

高爾夫球將變成國球
2012將是台灣高爾夫元年
果嶺就是未來幼苗的操場

天后真的不用多 100個剛剛好
用壞了用殘了再補就好，你說是吧

我愛那熱騰騰的食慾
我愛不顧一切的咀嚼
閉上雙眼，仔細聆聽
天堂樂章，吸哩呼嚕

沒有水的泳池
沒有人在游泳

沒有游泳的人
沒有泳池的水

說沒有
說就是沒有

這種問題就別問了吧你
出社會多久了
不是早就該知道的嗎

就算真他媽的不知道
勸你還是裝作知道吧

畢竟你看他她和牠
哪一個不是這樣似懂非懂
哪一個到這年紀還在乎真的假的

湯姆艦長掰掰


Ground control to major Tom
Ground control to major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows
Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you...
Here am I sitting in my tin can far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

所有人都準備出賣你
看到的一切都是陷阱

前方重重包圍
後方深淵萬丈

除了放下武器你沒有第二條路

是園子溫2010的片

有時候好需要這類型異色偏執扭曲
來確認自己還用腳掌貼著地球
來安慰自己失控的常態合理性

比方不是每個人家裡都會過小年夜
不是每個人都會在除夕早上祭祖

諸如此類

那些曾以為平凡無奇的什麼
我們稱之為家庭記憶

"犬出沒注意"="Rabies"是部奇怪的驚悚片
每個人都死了
大胸部的蠢貨死了
連像是男主角的也死了

每個人都會死
沒幽默感的人只是死得比較理所當然罷了

或許就因為不存在
才教人格外嚮往吧