假微溼別拍了

世界上每個人看到的景色都不同
要想完全理解另一個人簡直荒謬
所以 你猜
堅持是為了什麼

新聞說，擁有ABCC9基因的人
要比一般人要多睡半小時才夠

新聞還說
柴契爾夫人每天4小時就夠
但愛因斯坦可要睡11小時

新聞沒說 但我想說
工時長的人 每天都想睡上20小時才夠

揭露了令人髮指的背叛與罪惡
他不確定4916是否刻意留下訊息
他不確定4918是否更具有同情心
他只確定這一切都不會影響食慾

只要培育100個曾雅妮
就能獨霸LPGA世界前100名

高爾夫球將變成國球
2012將是台灣高爾夫元年
果嶺就是未來幼苗的操場

天后真的不用多 100個剛剛好
用壞了用殘了再補就好，你說是吧

沒有水的泳池
沒有人在游泳

沒有游泳的人
沒有泳池的水

說沒有
說就是沒有

我愛那熱騰騰的食慾
我愛不顧一切的咀嚼
閉上雙眼，仔細聆聽
天堂樂章，吸哩呼嚕

所有人都準備出賣你
看到的一切都是陷阱

前方重重包圍
後方深淵萬丈

除了放下武器你沒有第二條路

湯姆艦長掰掰


Ground control to major Tom
Ground control to major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows
Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you...
Here am I sitting in my tin can far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

這種問題就別問了吧你
出社會多久了
不是早就該知道的嗎

就算真他媽的不知道
勸你還是裝作知道吧

畢竟你看他她和牠
哪一個不是這樣似懂非懂
哪一個到這年紀還在乎真的假的

比方不是每個人家裡都會過小年夜
不是每個人都會在除夕早上祭祖

諸如此類

那些曾以為平凡無奇的什麼
我們稱之為家庭記憶

是園子溫2010的片

有時候好需要這類型異色偏執扭曲
來確認自己還用腳掌貼著地球
來安慰自己失控的常態合理性

或許就因為不存在
才教人格外嚮往吧

"犬出沒注意"="Rabies"是部奇怪的驚悚片
每個人都死了
大胸部的蠢貨死了
連像是男主角的也死了

每個人都會死
沒幽默感的人只是死得比較理所當然罷了

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright
I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright
'Cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

是真的
因為妳就在那兒

是真的
因為當妳轉身 我聽到了些什麼

他打了一通又一通的電話
然而電話線卻無預警地死去
抓起防風外套 戴上統一獅的帽子
決定趕在偵探之前解決那多嘴的懦夫

在左手碰觸到喇叭鎖的瞬間
有股令人不舒服的寒意襲來....

Yet again I'm hustling hustling hustling
Yet again I'm hustling hustling hustling
But I can't seem to catch a dime
Take a little hit and I lose the time
I took the man and his horse
And ran before he looked up
I said the light's gonna change
But I'm calm and feeling warm
Now I'm sticking out my hands
And feeling weightless again
You got to push got to shove
Got to eat before they eat me
Got the crown and the cup
Got to write to my family

就因為缺乏名為服從的零件, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

磨損是難免的
淘汰是自找的